Hillary Butt

The largest ass known to man. Although, since 2008, some experts have claimed that a new phenomena, known as the Michelle Butt, may actually surpass it in size. Alas, no photo is known to exist off the two side by side.

When Gennifer Flowers posed nude in Penthouse Magazine, she declared that she was doing something Mrs. Clinton could never do. "No way that Hillary Butt could fit on one page," said Flowers.