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Hiberdate 

Verb. To take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)
1. Did I tell you about this hot chick at work I want you to meet? You should totally ask her out.

Dude, I'm flat broke. I gotta hiberdate this winter, so don't be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?

2. Did I tell you about this hot guy at work I want you to meet? You should totally go out with him.

I'm so over it right now. I have to hiberdate this winter and think about what I'm really looking for in a guy. But if he's still single in the spring, let me know.
Hiberdate by Golda Stewart December 3, 2010
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Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.
as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."
hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.
John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.
Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

Hibernatory 

The desire to remove oneself from the world, and all forms of communication. The the feeling of wishing to go into "hibernation", to be unavailable for an indefinite amount of time. To turn the mobile phone off and not answer emails, texts, even possibly a knock at the door.
" I'm feeling very hibernatory at the moment, I just want to shut myself away and have some peace"
Hibernatory by ktdollface February 19, 2010