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Heliocockter 

When you swing your semi erect penis/cock around in a circle. Making a helicopter motion and sometimes making the sound of a helicopter sound. Pretty funny when your drunk or just feel like being a dumbass.
Me. Did you see eddies dumbass in the casinos hotel hallway ?

Nick. Na I was asleep what did he do? Lol

Me. He ran out the room into the hallway when we were going to our room butt ass naked doing the heliocockter, then matt locked him out the room. He then realized there are cameras all over the hallways haha.

Nick. Hahaha eddies such an ass when he drinks. He's lucky security didn't get his ass.
Heliocockter by bakers2003cobra September 24, 2016
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helicockter 

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon
we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
helicockter by the helicockter March 21, 2011

helicockter 

The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

Helicockters have two main uses:

-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.

-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.
Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!

Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.

Person 1: ....fag.

Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.

Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.
helicockter by Rampaging Lumberjack November 13, 2010

Helicockter 

To swing your penis around in a similar motion to the rotating blades of a helicopter
Ryan grabbed the base of his shaft and proceeded to swing his ample penis in a circular motion, performing a classic Helicockter maneuver.
Helicockter by Antrobus June 1, 2016

helicockter 

Girating ones hips so that thier penis swings around in circles.
"I was doing helicockters when I got out of the shower"
helicockter by t3h Jerz October 2, 2003

Helicockter 

The sexual act of spinning you cock like a helicopter propeller. Good for foreplay, or for pleasuring yourself
Me: Hey baby, how about we have some fun.

Girlfriend: How about we start off by making you a helicockter

Helicockter 

A sex position where the guy lies down on his back and the girl is riding him then she puts her arms out, he picks her up and spins her around like a helicopter
Damn Tammy and I tried out the helicockter last night, it was fucking amazing for both of us!
Helicockter by Tommyboiiii June 26, 2018