Hazlet 

"Home of the Champions", Hazlet is a town in the Jersey Shore that is known for it's toughness. Located as a buffer between white trash Keansburg and wealthy Holmdel, Hazlet represents the epitome of a blue collar, middle class suburb. Hazlet is also known for its solid football program, in which the Raritan Rockets went to the state finals three years in a row. Other than its toughness, Hazlet is known for having one of the largest movie theaters in the area, being home to the godly Jim's Burger Haven, and being home to 11 pizzerias. Hazlet itself contains different and diverse communities, from the shorelike West Keansburg to the upper-middle class Raritan Valley.

Those kids from Hazlet really break their backs when they work.

I played football in Central Jersey and most likely got my ass kicked by a Hazlet kid.

Hazlet isn't as trashy as Keansburg, isn't as stuck up as Holmdel, and isn't as boring as Middletown.

I wish I could live in Hazlet, but my son is a wuss and would never survive. That's why I live in Middletown.

Hazlet by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

Hazlet 

The best place to be on the Jersey Shore. Inbetween white fuc*in trash Keansburg and rich filth Holmdel. Hazlet itself has its own little communities, such as West Keansburg, where everybody fights for anybody, and Raritan Valley, the upper middle class neighborhood where you can find crack fiends and Dodge Vipers. The cool thing to do in Hazlet on weekends is drink as much as you can without the worry of cops because they don't care. Everyone is preppy, gangsta, or emo/skater. No inbetweens. All the girls in high school wear is tight shirts exposing their tits and short skirts or tight jeans with their thongs hanging out. Best things to do are drink, smoke mad blunts, and have sex with random girls from whatever town is close. When you're from Hazlet, you can get pussy from anywhere. Best fuckin town on the East Coast.

person 1: yo let's fuck that kid up

person 2: we can't. he's from hazlet. he'll fuck us up and THEN fuck our girlfriend.

Hazlet by PopBottles March 20, 2008

Hazlet 

Small town more popularly known as the place where "Sammi Sweetheart" (Samantha Giancola) from the popular MTV show 'Jersey Shore' lives.

The high school ("Raritan" located on Middle Road) and the town in general is heavily populated with guidos/guidettes and lesbians. The people in the school think they're bad or 'hard', when really they live in a New Jersey suburb. They also hate Keansburg because they say it's trashy, even though they are literally two minutes apart, some even in living in west Keansburg. They also hate Middletown for being stuckup, but they are just as bad.

Person 1: Oh man there was totally this big-ass trashy grenade in the club last night, and they live right around here!

Person 2: They were probably from Keansburg if their trashy.

Person 1: Nah bro she was pretty stuckup, she thought her shit didn't stink

Person 2: Oh so she's from Middletown!

Person 1: Nahh, she's from Hazlet!

Person 2: Fuckin skank!

Hazlet by pursuitofhappiness25 March 10, 2011

Hazlet 

A really nice town and doesnt have a tough rep or anyone to back that up anyway. If you think white-picket fence, safe neighborhood, lilly-white then you think Hazlet. ALOT of newer residents from Staten Island, Brooklyn, Bronx and Queens but no attitudes here. It truely is a great all around town. Almost zero crime rate except for the menial BS. Airport Plaza, middle road Veterans Park, The Swim Club. The old drive in movie theater!

Wheres Hazlet? next to Holmdel! Oh yeah that place is really nice! YUP!

Hazlet by Dirty Jerzy 16 January 29, 2010

Hazlet 

The worst fucking town ever. period. No if ands or buts about it. The people in this particular town are all posers who don't give a damn about anybody but them selves. Plus they are all as dumb as a post. There's never anything to do except drink and smoke and not everyone wants to do that 24/7.

I feel ashamed to say i live in this town but i know that as soon as its legal i am moving the fuck out. And i suggest the same to anybody else living there who's over the age of 18.

Stupid bitch: Like OMG I'm from hazlet! I'm gonna copy everyone else and go along with very single stupid fab that's comes my way so everyone will think I'm cool! Hooray for not thinking for yourself!

ME: *hits over head with a heavy object* Go die!

Hazlet by Gengrel January 7, 2009

hazlet 

A town in the east coast, next to Holmdel, Keansburg, and Middletown. every town around hazlet hates every person that lives there. only a few people in hazlet are descent people. they believe they are better than everyone else. In my opinion, its a town that u have to be raised in to even be able to live there. the people in this town are all wanna be gangsta. they try to act tough but always end up being a pussy. i live there and let me tell you... all the teenagers do is drink, smoke, and fuck while the younger teens just walk around to one of the schools to just chill. they always are judging people on appearance instead of personality. everyone in hazlet has to hav the same haircut from the same place. they all listen to the same music. only rap. you cant listen to anything else than rap or they will go all pussy ass on you and they will say fight me.

Hazlet Kid 1: yo, look at that kid.

Hazlet Kid 2:What Kid, yo?

Hazlet Kid 1:That kid to the right. He has long hair. Lets jump him.

Hazlet Kid 2: Yea lets jump that fag. hes mad doofy.

Long Hair Kid:(beats the shit out of the two kids, then calls his friends)i thought hazlet kids were tough

Kid on Phone: they look like they are.

Long Hair Kid: no, i just got jumped by 2 of them. they are a bunch of pussies

Kid on phone: ohh, good now lets go jump those doofy muthafuckas (making fun of the hazlet kids)

hazlet by ciscooooo July 1, 2009

Hazlet 

Located in Monmouth County, NJ. This town has potential but is brought down by the dirtbag inhabitants with low ambitions. If you are born and/or raised here, take advantage of the decent school system then gtfo once you graduate college. If you stick around past 25, you will in fact become another loser piece of shit.

Dirtbag 1: oh word I went to Hazlet elementary school with that kid.
Dirtbag 2: shit let's go kick his ass
Dirtbag 1: nah yo, he moved after college and got a good job. He could buy us because we are pieces of shit.

Hazlet by Hazlet Man August 21, 2019