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Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

horticulture 

A subsistence pattern distinguished by intensive gardening. Essentially small-scale farming, growing all manner of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and other plant products.

In societies that subsist on horticulture, there is a strong association with matrilineal families; daughters inherit the land from their mothers. The men clear a patch of forest for a garden and the women take over. This is usually accomplished by slash-and-burn.

The most important relationship in a horticultural society is usually the bond between brother and sister (as opposed to between father and son in many farming societies); a woman marries and her husband is recognized as the father of her children, husband and wife generally live separately and the main father figure for her children is their maternal uncle.
Among the societies that practice horticulture are the Maroons of Suriname, the Mosuo and Naxi of China, and numerous indigenous peoples in Indonesia and the Americas, like the Iroquois, Navajo, Hopi, Zuni, and Zapotec. All of these nations are traditionally matrilineal.
horticulture by Lorelili November 7, 2012

hardcunt 

Someone that is hardcore, but cool at the same time.

note. Australian term
John likes to soup up cars. He's such a hardcunt.
hardcunt by goodmornin June 11, 2006
When, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. The hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally 'awesome after-haircut feeling' with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.
Troy: "Dude, what the F"

Pen-yole: "I know right... haricut... I'm gonna rip Blake a new one"
Haricut by Scorpian King March 1, 2011

Horticulting 

Taking clippings from expensive plants from expensive neighborhoods and make clones. To avoid buying expensive plants. The new Street Mentality
Horticulting is art
Horticulting by Doc Julz October 23, 2010