Hamphone 

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

Hamphone by csavas November 7, 2016

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

Hampone by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

Hamptonese 

The "inside" words and phrases used by those who live in the Hamptons

I tried to understand what the millionaires were saying to one another but they were speaking in Hamptonese.

Hamptonese by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012