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Hammoudi 

A HATER….one of the worlds biggest hater.
That person doesn’t like your fit? They must be a Hammoudi”
Hammoudi by m00di3cuti3 November 24, 2021
One of the largest middle eastern last name in all of Dearborn, MI. The population of Hammouds comes close with Beydouns, Abdallahs, and Bazzis. Hammouds are related to almost every other Arab last name, including all of the major ones. Hammouds can spot other Hammouds, even if they've never met. You can tell if someone is a Hammoud if they wear a necklace, have a turkey chin, or if they have spiked/ long hair. Hammouds also say "bro" and "wallah" a lot, but don't usually say "cuz."
Mohamad Hammoud: Hey, you look familiar, are you a Hammoud?

Hussein Hammoud: Yeah, we're related.

Mohamad Hammoud: How?

Hussein Hammoud: My aunt's husband's cousin's neice's mom's......(goes on)
Hammoud by Broooooo March 2, 2009
Hamoudi, someone who cares for you 24/7, he can kiss the best root the best also has the biggest cock in the area you can trust him he’s loyal
He’s got a big dick must be a hamoudi
hamoudi by QWERTY___ May 25, 2019

Hammondism

The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
Hammondism by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022

Joude Hammoud 

The most amazing, swag and beautiful person you will ever meet. Will always be in the right and defend those who mean a lot to her. She will use manipulation to get her way no matter what but that’s not a bad thing <3. Also is usually a midget terrorist chipmunk ;)
Joude Hammoud is mine whahahahaha

lynn hammoud 

She’s a lebanese girl. A VERY PRETTY GIRL!! SHE’s super sweet & kind. She has a great mind. A GREAT XO FAN. She has super POWERS!.. ( XO till she over dose ) XOTSOD.
Ex : lynn hammoud IS A GREAT WEEKND FAN
lynn hammoud by carenxo April 19, 2019