HUNKULES 

A GOD of a man he has the biggest dick you've ever seen he will rip the head off a dog like an ozzy osbourne on crack.
He has arms the size of bloated goats, legs the size of watermelons, and a torso the size of a fat child.

John is such a HUNKULES.

HUNKULES by unggghh January 14, 2021

Honkules 

A fictional character from Greek Mythology who has the strength of ten white men.

Alonso: Look at that white boy bench 300Kg
Dickie: yeah, he must be related to Honkules

Honkules by crazie honkie August 12, 2008

Hunklessness 

The act of being without a hot, cute, hunky guy.

Daughter: "MOM! You almost ran into that really hot guy!"
Mom: "Glad i didn't, i wouldnt wanna be the cause of hunklessness!"

Hunklessness by DEviOUSemo October 4, 2009

Hulkules 

\'hul-kyə-ˌlēz\

Some beast mode people when they are screaming louder and because they got f*cked up or got jangry or something they got angered to.

71: Hey, what's wrong with that nigga?

He's became a hulkules.
61: Yeah, I know, right!?

Hulkules by 21 Salvedge August 12, 2018