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The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.
Paul: This is Grabner!
Nick: Grabner!
Dan: Nick and Paul are so Grabner!
Grabner by ninony40 March 21, 2011
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A closed hopper car on a freight train. Called a grainer because they normally haul grain. This is old hobo slang.
I hopped a grainer on that train
grainer by Matt Wayward November 20, 2006
To put your dick in someone’s drink while they’re not looking, a technique invented by French Canadian singer Kevin Parent.
“My drink has a little something...”
Kevin: “I call that Grainer”
Grainer by huge anus alek angus January 28, 2021
Someone who consumes grain. Not to be confused with a Snoider.
Dude you look horrible, you should stop Graining.

I used to be a Grainer before i started caring care of my health.
Grainer by no4218941 June 10, 2024