Golden Sprinkler

When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle

At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.

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When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.

Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.

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My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

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