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the smurf from golden axe 

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".
Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

GoldenAge Superman 

A sex move in which the male lays on top and does a superman (which is when he puts up all his limbs and is laying only on his stomach, like the pose superman does when he's flying) and then he urinate in the recipent's vagina or anal region, depending on which side the male is on.
I can't believe you did a GoldenAge Superman with Julie! That must have been painful!