Glarfnerd 

A black guy named Kingsley. Can also be used to describe random or amusing situations which can not otherwise be explained with logic.

- "Why did you just punch that innocent midget in the face??"

- "Glarfnerd!"

Glarfnerd by autobhan December 7, 2010

Glarfendingaling 

Trying to do important but putting no real effort into it but other people may think you are.
Ie, I was cleaning the refuse around my house.

I/he was glarfendingaling around m/his house with the appearance of cleaning my/his-her house.

Glarfendingaling by RMatrix September 14, 2021

A glarner

The act of ignoring your friends for a night so you can get high on the couch.

Well I guess he's pulling a glarner tonight.

A glarner by CajunCactus January 12, 2019