Gizplosion
Gizplosion by Karazy Brian February 22, 2009
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When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.
Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!
gasplosion by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022
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Gimplosion
An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.
Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.
Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him
No, he watched New Moon!
(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)
Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him
No, he watched New Moon!
(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)
Gimplosion by Zander21 October 6, 2010