Fundsahlow 

“Old Italian Disease” for being broke. Stems from a Latin origin. English pronunciation Funds-ah-low.

Hey Jim, do you want to grab a bite to eat?

Jim: “Sorry, I cant. I have the Italian disease fundsahlow”

Fundsahlow by Jafresh May 12, 2019

fundzalow disease 

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.

Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"

fundzalow disease by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012

fundslow 

This is a condition in which you're almost broke - you are running low on fund.

Sam: Heather, I'm currently suffering from fundslow - it's hit me so hard!
Heather: Sorry, sam, I have a short term solution, here's 10 bucks.

fundslow by girlbanker March 8, 2016