French hobble Share definition Flag A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it. If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him! French hobble by OldOllie September 25, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the French hobble mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch