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Foxheimer's Disease 

A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
Foxheimer's Disease by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011

ontheimer's 

degenerative, age-related disease that impairs an individual's ability to procrastinate, often brought on by fits of responsibility and consideration for the time of others, ultimately resulting in being on time for any appointment or deadline.
He used to say he'd be there in 10 minutes, which I knew meant an hour, but he was actually there in 10! His ontheimer's must be setting in.

I think her retirement triggered her ontheimer's. Marriage might be the only cure, or a subscription to a cute kittens channel on YouTube.
ontheimer's by layer14 April 29, 2010