Flying cock 

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.

James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.

Flying cock by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017

Flying Cock 

The flying Cock is a cock that flys around mainly in people face saving the day from the flying butt but has explosive cum.

Tyler: Is that the flying cock!?
Flying Cock: BOOM
Tyler: Yummy

Flying Cock by Fortnite battlepenis November 30, 2022

flying cock monkey 

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

flying cock monkey by J-chan October 2, 2007

Flying cock drop 

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot

I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad

Flying cock drop by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

flying the cock 

When you've got a threesome going with two girls, one is laying on top of the other, and you alternately penetrate each one, i.e. insert penis into the top girl, then withdraw and insert it into the bottom girl, then the top one again, then the bottom, ad infinitum until orgasm. This is flying the cock. Originally coined by Jeffy of RSD.

I flew the cock with Sydney and her mom last night dude, it was awesome--Jeffy would be proud!

I'm flying the cock bitches!

flying the cock by Shaman25 March 30, 2008

Flying Cockroach 

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

Flying Cockroach by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

flying cockroach 

Used for 'I don't care'.

When people say 'I don't give two cents', or 'I dont give a ___', instead, say 'I don't give a flying cockroach!' or 'I don't give a flying TWO cockroaches!', to make it even more dramatical.

flying cockroach by omw! December 19, 2008