Faux Cawk Share definition Flag It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same "... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk." Faux Cawk by Sizzilian December 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Faux Cawk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch