Fast hands 

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

Fast hands by George_Savage November 22, 2015

fast hand paul 

A wannabe cowboy who is two-faced and a bit of a wanker.

look at fast hand paul, he is such a bitch bag.

fast hand paul by Hmmm January 6, 2005

fast hand jack 

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

fast hand jack by rjhawkins August 25, 2006