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A deriviative of Fascination. A collective term. Collective fascination infused with a hit of panic. usually temporary.
- The Garbage Pall Kids Fascinado of 1986 was, like, really difficult for the kids because they spent half the time worrying about being labeled as one of them (like smelly melli) or not finding that particular card or the other.

2- The MP's expenses fascinado of 2009 was, like, really difficult because it brought to the general public a sense that the people they had intrusted were essentially a bunch of chizzeling politicos who had left ther moral compass in the common room some years prior.
Fascinado by Doctor P.J April 5, 2010
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wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.
Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012

morbid fascination 

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.
Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.
morbid fascination by PC Plod September 21, 2013

fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

Fascinaziburaucraticism 

A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"

fascinate 

Children have always been fascinated with dinosaurs, especially the tyrannosaurus rex.
fascinate by Loverksa99 October 19, 2015