Fartoire 

A repetoire or back catalogue of farts.

Tom: Hey Ed, do you wanna listen to my fartoire?
Ed: No ...
Andrea: Hey Ed, do you want to listen to MY fartoire?
Ed: Yes ...

Fartoire by DonkeyShlong August 5, 2010

fartoise 

an artificial noise that is similar to a sound of human fart.

Jimbo: Was that you?
Lenny: No no! that's just a fartoise from the chair.

fartoise by xebecs May 26, 2012