Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

fartmeister 

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

fartmeister by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

fartmeister 

someone who sits on the couch all day and farts inherently becoming the fartmeister.

same as someone who conducts music is a maestro a person who farts all day becomes
the fart meister.

my dad is the fartmeister, on his day off he watches TV and farts all day

fartmeister by don ricksen July 5, 2021