Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen.
Masturbation,
defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by
university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today,
I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will
definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high
distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.