Facebook sitting 

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

Facebook sitting by lythande February 12, 2010

Facebook sitting 

(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.

(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else

1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.

2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.

Facebook sitting by TjBj January 8, 2016

facebook spitting 

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

facebook spitting by frameshift September 30, 2018