Face shart 

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

Face shart by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

shart face by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET 

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

faceshat 

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

faceshat by MrFishMan January 10, 2011