FMLPO 

Freshman Most Likley to Put Out

That freshman is such a slut, shes the FMLPO.

FMLPO by kirtap May 19, 2005

FMLOL 

This is a compound word, composed of acronyms FML (Fuck my life) and LOL (laugh out loud). This term is used to express the utter retardedness of one's life, when not even FML will suffice in conveying how terrible it is. This is to say, one's life sucks so bad the only thing left to do is just to laugh hysterically at the pure ridiculousness and hopelessness of the situation.

College student cramming for final exams: Dude, it's already midnight and I have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow morning and I also have a test in orgo that I haven't even started studying for, and I have to get at least an 80 to pass or my parents are gonna cut me off! FMLOL

FMLOL by baby monroe stl April 23, 2009

FMLSOMF 

Fuck My Life Shit On My Face.

When FML just won't do.

I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.

FMLSOMF by tandrews February 5, 2009

Falpoust

When you are on the toilet for an extended period of time and the automatic light turns off due to a period of inactivity.

Jones: Where is Lloyd?
Bryce: He must be taking a falpoust.

Falpoust by Jones Jr December 22, 2020

felpork 

felpork
fantastic
epic

lol he’s funny

pretty cool
okay
really nice
kinda fun

hey I saw this awesome tiktok creator
who?
his username is felpork

felpork by hakaqa December 3, 2021

FMTPO 

Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.

"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."

FMTPO by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006

fmlol 

f*** my lack of a life

-used to describe an fml that isn't really fml-material. Its just the person's lack of a life, which they think "f*** their life" but its really just sad. It can also be slightly funny to the reader but it's really just sad.

On FML (made up)
"today, I realized that my best friend in the world is my cat. FML"

Reader: "That's so not FML, that FMLOL"

fmlol by Alyssialui June 8, 2009