Skinny white turd of a
curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all
video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His
basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!
Person 1: *Sucks at
basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*