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Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.
Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

TOK essay 

An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.
Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009

writing the essay 

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.
"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.
writing the essay by Wai November 22, 2004

in this essay, i will 

"in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will
To truly understand the impact of the boys being back in town, one must first examine the circumstances that led to the boys’ departure in the first place. In this essay, I will.

Ten-o-Clock Essay 

An essay written frantically the night before it's due.
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
Ten-o-Clock Essay by B.Alice October 20, 2009

trinkets essay 

A message sent in a discord that tries way too hard to be complex and deep while surrounded by comedic messages.
Person 1: yeah i like fortnite, it's pretty fun
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay
trinkets essay by pizzaman362 October 24, 2019