Ecoplegic

Someone who suffers momentary paralysis when bringing food refuse to a row of multiple trash recycling containers because they don't know what goes where.

I wanted to drop my popcorn bag in the recycling bin at the theater but I got stuck behind a woman who went all ecoplegic because she didn't know what to do with her forks.

Ecoplegic by JimDingo July 7, 2013

ecto-ecological 

an organism living outside the laws of nature

We're ecto-ecological, so I'm a volunteer in the voluntary human extinction movement (vhemt.org).

ecto-ecological by frishy January 27, 2019

Ecologicality

Ecological + Practicality.

Used in place of sustainable.

J: What is that filthy hippie doing living in your backyard? His tent is ridiculous and all his dumpster diving exploits are alienating you from your neighbors!

M: He's striving for ecologicality.

Ecologicality by McFunkindunkle December 29, 2010

ECOLOGIC BURRITO 

A FEMALE PERSON THAT WORKS ON THE ECOLOGIC AREA AND HAS A STINKY VAGINA

OOO MY GOD THAT BITCH HAS A HUGE ECOLOGIC BURRITO

ECOLOGIC BURRITO by JE2388 March 9, 2009

Escaplegic 

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

Escaplegic by stuandgravy August 12, 2008

Ecological impact 

Effect of human lifestyle or natural events on living organisms including people and animals.

The natural disasters happening in Bangladesh is classified as an ecological impact

Ecological impact by thiswasforanassignment October 7, 2017

ecological food desert 

whereas just "food desert" is currently considered (more from public health perspective) as places where the local populations do not have (convenient) access to affordable, healthy food, this more wholistic concept is a less human-centric understanding that implies both, a low, non-proportionate amount of food grown, and dependency on (usually both environmentally unsustainable and imbalanced fossil fuel energies and farm land stewardship) less-/unnatural imports of food from "non-renewable" or less lively (e.g. degraded/depleted top soils and watersheds) source farms

After being affected by the spirit of "deep ecology", I had a fresher awareness of the ironic, or at least unnatural, situation of how the grocery stores, markets, restaurants, etc. made it appear like there's an abundance of food, but our less- or unhealthy human-built environment that had me dependent on unsustainable, imbalanced energies (like fossil fuels and their corresponding implements) actually was an ecological food desert.

ecological food desert by kikibo22 July 12, 2019