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Engineers say: Acronym for "Engineers Rule The World!"
But inside them, they know that it's really: "Engineers Rarely Touch Women..."
"I want to be an engineer... Sex can wait! ERTW!"

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
ERTW by NGINEER November 14, 2010
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Acronym for "Engineers Rarely Touch Women"
If ERTW, how do they reproduce? Or did mechanical engineers make a machine for that?
ERTW by kjfhsgkhnwip March 10, 2008
a slang used to describe a roblox player usually using the man face and the round head combined
Jake: Yoo man! see that player over there?
Eric: yeah dude…that guy looks like a ertwig
ertwig by davidwillist293 January 29, 2024