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Dynocologist 

Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.
I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.
Dynocologist by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016
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gynocologist 

A minge inspector.
oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.
gynocologist by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

gynocologist 

1.The craftiest bastards on the planet.
The only men who get paid by sexy women to inspect their vaginas.
2. The only men who have seen more cunts than rock stars.
See genius
"Wanna have the job of staring at pussies all day? You should become a gynocologist."
gynocologist by Fortis May 4, 2010

gynocologist 

a pussy inspector
the gynocologist put his hand up my pussy
gynocologist by boomer2 July 28, 2003

gynocologistical

This word is an adjective that defines a person characteristics who looks as if they are inbred/incest however were not procreated through incestual acts.
'omg .... gynocologistical much??' or 'man that guy looks really gynocologistical'