Dooseldorf 

An angry turd that has you bolting from your seat, bed, or whatever you may be doing, hustling to the nearest bathroom to drop that stinky growler.

Oh shit, wheres the bathroom, man? I feel a Dooseldorf about to erupt from my asshole!growler

Dooseldorf by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014

Dunseldorf 

One of the most notorious hoods in #####, housing numerous dangerous opps.

Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.

Person 1: Where you from?
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!

Dunseldorf by Trarags November 2, 2022

Dusseldorf Anal Beads 

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

Dusseldorf Anal Beads by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

The infamous Düsseldorf special 

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.

When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.

The infamous Düsseldorf special by J Sixer February 15, 2020

doozledorf 

an AMAZING word that can pretty much mean anything but usually used to insult someone either lazy or of very low inteligence

kyle is such a fucking doozledorf it takes him 6 hours to wash one sink of dishes

doozledorf by Talk_of_CT May 16, 2007

doodledorf 

one who acts goofy or doesn't comprehend the circumstances

I saw the guy next door walking down the street with short sleeves; the wind chill was -5 degrees...what a doodledorf.

I explained it to him, but he is such a doodledorf, he still didn't get it.

doodledorf by Dandy Sandy January 30, 2008

dusseldorf 

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.

I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.

dusseldorf by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006