Discoquik

Another word for cocaine.

This party's laggin'. Anyone got some Discoquik?

I have the late shift. Gonna need some Discoquik tonite.

Discoquik by Ms. Lousy May 28, 2010

discofucked 

to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity

Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.

Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?

Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.

or

John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?

Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.

discofucked by hjsilver April 22, 2011

discojuice 

The dark miscellaneous fluid which inevitably occurs on the floors of venues where alcohol is served. Disco Juice manifests itself on anything that makes contact with the floor. A mixture of sweat, spilled alcohol occasionally other bodily fluids too. It is a sticky, often foul smelling and a mixture of dark grey/brown in colour.

After leaving the club my shoes were ruined by discojuice.
I fell over and my hands are covered in discojuice.
My feet are sticking there's so much discojuice on the dancefloor

discojuice by Glitterylady January 6, 2010