Digitalis

The sore or sometimes flattened index or dialing finger used in making numerous phone calls.

Lee: Hey did you hear that Ted broke his leg and can't play softball this weekend.

Doug: Yes, I now have "Digitalis" from calling everyone in my address book trying to find a new short stop!

Digitalis by Busted50 April 3, 2010

digitalis

to use the fingers to pleasure somebody

digitalis me please!

digitalis by hadokaka March 26, 2008

logorrhea digitalis 

Diarrhea of the keyboard; vainly spewing vast quantities of keystrokes into the digital void.

He really distinguishes himself from the masses with his constant logorrhea digitalis on the forum.

logorrhea digitalis by Frabjous January 8, 2014

digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

Digital Lipgloss 

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.

i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!

Digital Lipgloss by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018