Dick Shifty 

A guy thats always grabbing, tugging, adjusting, shaking, rubbing, scratching,or jerking his package while he standing around jacking his jaws with his pants on.

Notice how that fucking Talkin Steve's always pulling a "Dick Shifty" by the coffee pot?

Dick Shifty by noodlesg December 14, 2008

Dick Shift 

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

Dick Shift by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Dick Shift 

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

Dick Shift by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

dick shift 

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle

"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."

dick shift by T READY August 20, 2009

Dick shift 

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

Dick shift by DuRt October 13, 2014

Dick shifter 

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

Dick shifter by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Dick shift 

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.

So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.

Dick shift by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016