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Dick Doodle 

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
Dick Doodle by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018
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dick doodle 

Casual drawing or sketch of a penis.
"Those balls are really tucked. That dick doodle must've just got out of the ocean."
dick doodle by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015

dick-a-doodle 

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.
Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
dick-a-doodle by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

dick doodler 

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.

Dick doodled 

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.
Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.
Dick doodled by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

Doodie Dick 

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

doofle dick 

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.
doofle dick by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011