Defcon-M
Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Defcon-M by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
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