Daffum 

A word that originates from the Balgowan Valleys of South Africa used as a nickname for David. It can also be used as a word used to describe lots of one thing, eg. He has Daffum amount of drinks. And can replace the frase 'for days' making it 'for daffums'

Are you going to the party tonight?

For daffums!

Daffum by MHS Spice September 29, 2013

Daffuckk 

it means what the Fuck?
but ONLY in certain situations

"There is a extremely badly parked car in the car park."

"DAFFUCKK, it's like a mm from the other car"

Daffuckk by Ayman82 January 30, 2010

daffuqque 

when someone says something and you're like wtf!!!!

daffuqque bro?

daffuqque by thedeathofme783 July 27, 2016