Cynillectual 

Someone who mistakes cynicism for intelligence.

The cynillectual has a desire to feel intelligent. For them, complaining about everything achieves this. They believe their disapproval is a sign of their sophisticated tastes; in reality it is a result of their inability to distinguish between critical evaluation and general bellyaching.

A cynillectual's opinion usually boils down to "I am smart and you are stupid".

Cynillectual by auaiomrn October 16, 2010

Cynillectual 

One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.

Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.

Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!

Cynillectual by croppers June 18, 2011

cuntillectual 

Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.

Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

cuntillectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020