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Cyloning 

When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte
Dwight: H-ZZZ-WWZZZ-AWAWZZZ-ZZZ
Leo: Dwight, you're Cyloning!
Dwight: ZZZ-OOOH N-ZZZ-OOOOOOOO
Cyloning by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009
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human cloning 

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010
When I was cloning last night, the twins did all the work, I just sat back and relaxed

Or

Yo dude, i was straight up cloning last night, I brought home and fucked these blond twins after the club
Cloning by dpalm September 25, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.
A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.
gay cloning by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

cloning centers 

Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.
Terrible things from hell happen at cloning centers.
cloning centers by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017

bareback cloning

The act of cutting cannabis clones from a donor plant without wearing any gloves.
It is easy to tell when someone was bareback cloning because the clones usually get sick easier.
bareback cloning by Vizam February 6, 2018