Custofucker 

A slang term used by employees at a restaurant (mainly a fast food restaurant) to describe irritating or unpleasant customers.

My day at work today was pleasant, except for a few custofuckers that got mad waiting for their food when they clearly saw the long line ahead of them, but decided to order anyway.

Custofucker by asiankid2181 May 10, 2009

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

cuntfucker 

an offensive term for a heterosexual man

hes such a cuntfucker

cuntfucker by eagled January 6, 2009

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Cuntfuckery 

The act of fucking a cunt, or sometimes, maybe once on occasion, an insult.

Oh! This movie (Twilight) fucking sucks! What is this cuntfuckery?"

Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there

Cuntfuckery by JunkHornet December 12, 2010

cuntfucker 

one who fucks many a cunt

"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other

cuntfucker by blackcherry November 25, 2004

cuntfucker 

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

cuntfucker by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021