Cure For Cancer

The thing all of humanity has been looking for because we all want Cancer to jump off a microwave.

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!

Rlly? What is it?

More Cancer :D

(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)

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cure for cancer

A seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.

Random Guy #1 "Holy crap, Budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!"
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?

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A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.

1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

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