Culcheth 

1) a place where there is lots of retarded scalls
2) a place in warrington where there is the biggest and greatest mosher population in thew high school

'Man culcheth scalls suck cock dude!'
'but dude those mosher kick ass'

Culcheth by No1uknow January 31, 2005

Culcheth 

A small village of rich white people but there are a few drug dealers who live in Culcheth with there family as it is in between Liverpool and Manchester. Also the chavs love listening to drill even tho they live in fatty gaffs and there parents are bankers or policemen.

I was in Culcheth the other day

Culcheth by Hehhssbvrggeh January 18, 2020

Culcheth 

hey i live in culcheth!
A Small boring village inbetween warrington and manchester but more towards the warrington side.
The centre always used to be used for the skaters but then the chavs and scallis took over and have been hasseling the residents of culcheth. i personally think the skaters should re-take over the centre.

i go to culcheth high school and the majority of the pupils are know on the scalli side. That sucks. Skaters rule!

Culcheth by Sammy April 23, 2005

Culcheth high school 

The place where you are guaranteed to walk out the door filled with pussy in your pockets. Headteacher is a rather inspiring overweight bald man named Mr.Hunt. Filled with people who don't care about their education and smoke the devil's lettuce in the toilets.

Wow what a shit hole, it must be Culcheth high school

Culcheth high school by massivepoopface September 20, 2021

Culchethitis 

The incapability to follow simple instructions. For some strange reason the disease is only held by people who attend culcheth high school. Along with the main symptom it can also lead to a premature death later on in life. The carriers simply disintegrate into dust leaving absolutely no signs that they even existed.

A teacher - “ can you not listen to simple instructions!”

A student - “ it’s not my fault I have culchethitis”

Culchethitis by Hello there 12345 June 30, 2019