Crusty Hair 

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

Crusty Hair by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

mysterions_crusty_hair_

A South Park tik toker who has a yt. ( rat was taken)

Stan Marsh is mysterions_crusty_hair_’s kin!

mysterions_crusty_hair_ by Cocomelon’s #1 fan May 17, 2022

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe 

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry

*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe by astridthesannasupporter May 5, 2021