Crispyness 

The attitutde of being adventurous and up for new things. A riotous spree in conquest for fun. A level of crispyness can be obtained by unquestioningly joining your friends in causing mischief and shenaniganry. Unruly behaviour for the enjoyment of enveryone involved is often part of crispyness.

Polly, where is your crispyness, stop lying on the bed when I've got a bottle of Kahlua and we're going to the best party of the year!

Crispyness by Dr-P November 2, 2010

cringyness 

the type of word you don't look up to see if its a real word

stop looking the word cringyness up richard

cringyness by scared mexican April 10, 2019

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

the pursuit of crappyness by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

crispless 

something with no crisp

“i hate a crispless potato”
“grab the crisper one then”

crispless by meatballhandle872 April 25, 2022