It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

cream crackered (sex edition) by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

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cricketed

Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.

Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?

Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.

cricketed by Chicken china July 26, 2019

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Crickeded

Another word for a retard

Hey man you is crickeded

Crickeded by Kalberts😆😜 August 23, 2018

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betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

betty crockered by City Slickers June 26, 2014

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