Crazy John 

hand-job (usually given while intoxicated)

Last night was crazy. I ended up giving that guy a "Crazy John."

Crazy John by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011

Dirty Crazy John 

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

Dirty Crazy John by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

John Birch Crazy 

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.

Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.

John Birch Crazy by Libertatis October 2, 2013

Crazy Uncle Johnny 

one cool motherfucker

Look at that cool guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

Crazy Uncle Johnny by Mister Webster January 16, 2008

Crazy Uncle Johnny 

One cool motherfucker.

See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

Crazy Uncle Johnny by Mistr_Sir January 8, 2009