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Crackertosis 

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.
“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

Crackerbones 

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
Crackerbones by rnnd January 15, 2010

Crackertrum 

A demonstration of frustration or sudden burst of temper due to poor, inadequate or non-existent service.

The term originated from an infamous lunch on a Cruise boat in which crackers were given to one customer with their soup and not the next customer. That customer, whom did not receive the crackers, proceeded to throw a crackertrum with the waitress.
"They haven't fixed the hot tub yet. You should call tomorrow and throw a crackertrum."
Crackertrum by TZLM November 9, 2009

crackerton 

A town that has a high percentage of white people. Opposite of a "niggerton."
Ft. Collins is such a crackerton.
crackerton by BigNPimpy October 31, 2011

crackerson

Damn, crackerson.

Butt Crackelton

A name given to a person whose butt crack is showing either because they are bending over or their pants have fallen down.
Hey Butt Crackelton...pull up your pants.