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(adj) When you’re trying to be meek, despite appearances to the contrary, for one reason or another, usually to be funny or score some ass, in some sort of social situation. Examples include: very small letter usage on AIM, witty comments on MySpace pages, banter filled with innuendos, smart movies in trendy places etc etc. Word is derivative of Coy.
That boy and his coyness. He’d probably get laid if he was actually funny.”
Coyness by BigJoeP September 5, 2008
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feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness
I have been diagnosed with severe codness
codness by SophTK January 15, 2021

Conessence 

(Noun)

1. The uncontrollable strange or eccentric behavior of a particular situation, group or conversation
2. The irregular, unruly thoughts or ideas of something
(Adjective)

1. The weird or baffling nature of someone

A neutral ground word that can be used in describing harshly or fondly based on the situation
The idea has too much conessence spread about
Conessence by mickymick_ April 9, 2021
Cooness; adj. Means cool, but way cooler than cool, also if u r too lazy to say the "l" in cool.
She is completely cooness.
cooness by KillerKatAttacks February 10, 2008

Cash-cowness 

A player's ability to rise in money in a fantasy competition.
Elijah Taylor has awesome cash-cowness, he'll rise heaps!
Cash-cowness by Wah.D10 July 14, 2011
The absolute solver whow I'll murder you and is from the hit series murder drones by GLITCH and she ate
Cynessa has destroyed the world
Cynessa by Chloeblewurhouseup December 15, 2024

John Corness Corntoes IV 

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.
Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?