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Covfefeland 

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"
Covfefeland by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017

Covfefegate 

Covfefegate
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.
Person 1: "Nice trip!"

Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"

Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"

covfefeaphobia 

cov-fe-fe-a-pho-be-a
cov-fay-fay-uh-foe-bee-uh

fear of being found out as a spreader bullshit. Usually in reference to public speeches of social media comments.
-especially by the media-
The White House was overwhelmed with a general atmosphere of covfefeaphobia after POTUS made his speech.
root: covfefe

Covfefeality 

Trump's dumpster-fire presidency discussed at a convivial holiday party.
Please join us for an evening of covfefeality to celebrate the holidays, good over evil, and our participation in the resistance.
Covfefeality by shoptyt November 3, 2017